19:00you should've used a cutting board Pippa
19:00Don't forget to pour some out for the ants.
19:01no meat.... eating like a peasant
19:03Why are the food fresh? Cos you didnt cook it.
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19:07pippa you've been slapping the edge against a pot for 10 minutes it's not going to cut particularly cleanly
19:07Some nice crushed veggies
19:09god has abandoned us
19:10you didnt sharpen the sword before did you
19:11Jesus taking the wheel would be an improvement at this poihnt
19:11Pippa can you sing me happy birthday so I can cope with the passage of time pls:folded_hands:
19:11would your cooking slay Nasa
19:13She’s gotta use it enough for the tax write off chat :speech_balloon:
19:14God is dead and Pippa's cooking killed him
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19:16it might blunt the sharp edge if you smack it against teflon
19:18The sword was made dull SPECIFICLY for these cases
19:21the reason it's not cutting is because she's chopping straight down instead of pulling back at the same time without any real force behind it. A sword doesn't work like a knife.
19:22Making Gordon Ramsay look like a amateur to your cooking
19:24have you considered a sliding motion with the blade, or using a cutting board?
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