1:53:43Telling a woman to calm down that will go well
1:53:44when she asks you, "how do i look?" just say, "fat" problem solved :face-pink-drinking-tea:
1:53:53this feels like an enemies to lovers storyline
1:54:14That's like how dogs would be like if you ignore them
1:54:15I mean you can just try the chocolate and tanking it approach.
1:54:17lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
1:54:17wdym you're in one? it's called Phase Connect:_emberKek:
1:54:18Just dump her there and leave
1:54:23Those are called "Spa's" :slightly_smiling_face:
1:54:28an office complex is adult daycare
1:54:30the fat question is a trick question
1:54:35to deal with an angry woman, you have to address their emotions before you address the logic behind why they are feeling the emotion. if you address the logic too soon, it sounds like deflection
1:54:39I'm the type to squash conflict as soon as possible. more love, less troubles
1:54:45yeah she holds grudges alright
1:54:45happy wife, happy life:face-fuchsia-poop-shape:
1:54:48Does airi hold grudges? is the sky blue? is water wet?
1:55:06Asking if Airi holds grudges is like asking if grass is green
1:55:33You just need someone to nod and agree while you rant like a crazy person
1:55:36"WHY IS THE SOUP COLD AND THE BOWL IS HOT"
1:55:41narrator: she's not kidding :face-pink-drinking-tea:
1:55:44as a man who was mostly raised around women, I have learned this is the way
1:55:56the right response to that is "oh my god, you must feel like shit, you were waiting for those donuts for a long time and they fucked it up!!"
1:56:12sometimes we just don't want the solution at the moment, maybe we just want to rant
1:56:12put the donut in the microwave for 20 seconds
1:56:15have you drank water:_emberKek:
1:56:19if you say "well it's not a big deal that they're cold, you can just warm them up" you're gonna die
1:56:20that is a bad habit of men i agree