32:45Airi enters the doctors office. The Doctor: *clicks tongue* "Mendokusai".
33:02:_hehri::_hehri::_hehri:
33:16Pregnant is the only way girls get sick
33:26"and just like that, I'm all out of ideas"
33:37LOL My mom went in last week for a potential collapsed lung and they suggested a hysterectomy. She had one 20 years ago.
33:48I'll be honest, German healthcare does not give me the best vibes. I feel Airi would be taken more seriously anywhere else.
33:48:_hehri::_hehri::_headpat::_headpat:
34:06I just tuned in, only to hear "I am not pregnant" :_clown:
34:14It is absolutely insane
34:20:_headpat::_headpat::_headpat:
34:37:thinking_face: what else could it be
34:40"Shows my virigem identification" as you can see, I'm clearly innocent.
34:42Which Virigem got Airi pregnant!:_angery:
34:59hi, just turned in, you said whaaat?:_shocked:
35:00"are you sure you are not named Mary and your parents didn't happen to bargain for your birth from an archangel?"
35:01If Airi was pregnant at least we could explain the symptoms
35:29What are you naming the baby?
35:34It is an important thing for them to know for different treatments to be fair
35:35wait you are? congratulations!
35:43lmao "do you believe in parthenogenesis or immaculate birth? perchance"
35:58HELL YEAH! All HAIL BEEFY
35:59Airi would have immaculate conception :_hehri:
36:00:face_with_raised_eyebrow:
36:16You are part Latina. So Jesus would not be a bad name.. lmao
36:18Airi, Beefy is only a name you use to describe Taco Bell burritos
36:42:_headpat::_headpat::_headpat:
36:52"Can you connect?" "No I've only got BiFi"
36:59Bifi is cute... but that kid ain't gonna hear the end of it at school.
37:17Can't you change your doc??
37:35you need to pressure these doctors tbh, speaking as a med student
37:48once for my usual check up
37:48I don't think I've been to one in a while