2:18:23:face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling:
2:18:25a cryptid to rival 3AM chicken man /j
2:18:29:_Hakkalaugh::_Hakkalaugh::_Hakkalaugh::_Hakkalaugh:
2:18:30:face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling:
2:18:30:_Hakkalaugh::_Hakkalaugh::_Hakkalaugh:
2:18:31"You saw nothing." fades into the crowd
2:18:35should've started speaking spanish at him
2:18:36imagine if he had to grope your toeholes to grab his bean
2:18:37IT HAPPENS :_Hakkalaugh::_Hakkalaugh::_Hakkalaugh::_Hakkalaugh:
2:18:43i mean. how do you even react to that besides like that lmao
2:18:45The legend of the bean man….
2:18:45:_Hakkalaugh::_Hakkalaugh::_Hakkalaugh:
2:18:50The craziest things are after 11pm
2:18:53madagascar penguins "u didn't see anything"
2:18:57aw man that was his snack for later :((
2:19:01how did you encounter the rare midnight bean man????
2:19:09Imagine he's also freaking out later because he dropped his bean in front of a stranger
2:19:14:_Hakkalaugh::_Hakkalaugh::_Hakkalaugh:
2:19:17divorcing the hat man, marrying the bean man
2:19:18i hate when i accidentally drop my bean at the laundromat
2:19:19maybe he thought you were cute and hoped the bean would start a convo