53:04I have not bought paper or stationery in the last 8 years
53:05Gotta counter the wage theft somehow
53:06i dont think ive taken anything from my current job
53:07lmao people always do, especially on bad days!
53:08I haven't bought paper in years
53:08I haven't...but I've only worked in an office for six months throughout my life.
53:09Does drinking the office coffee count?
53:09Dizzy is a thief? *Gasp*
53:13there was nothing worth stealing where I worked that wasn't free to take
53:14Confess Dizzy, what have you stolen???
53:15i took my chair and a shredder
53:17A stapler is too far~
53:18the pens are free chat
53:19Dizzy has taken thousands of dollars of coffee
53:19ive stolen limited time collab items at mcdonalds
53:20rags, can of brake cleaner, an oil filter...
53:23what have you taken from the warehouse?
53:23multiple notepads of which I only used 1 page of
53:25I've been offered and seen people doing iy at work but only tiny things like tubs of jam etc:face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling:
53:26I stole my nameplate from a cubicle at mounted it on my desk at home when I started working from home. It's very funny to me specifically.
53:28I took full size stapler before lol
53:28I have a lot of internet cables from my jobs
53:28A couple hdmi cables maybe
53:30Don't tell management but I have several boxes of sharpies
53:30printing something for personal stuff is also technically embezzlement
53:36I have an elgato capture card from work
53:36How would you hide a stapler
53:37They replace those often, it's not stolen if it's expected to disapear.
53:37My mom stole toilet paper for 20 years from her housekeeping job at the hospital