10:49:54Your laughter is very hearty and pleasant to hear.
10:50:00No good ever came from losing Helen of Troy
10:50:16:_clioICANT::_clioICANT::_clioICANT:
10:50:34so basically you're writing fanfiction of historical events
10:50:53Dude this your first time in total war…
10:52:25the bros are maidenless :_clioSalute:
10:55:07Oh this has confederation mechanic
10:55:15women as a trade for good characters, we have entered Crusader kings territory :face-blue-smiling:
10:58:13in the gay odyssey everyone fights because they want to marry Paris and it ends with Acchiles and Patrokolos happily married :_clioClueless:
10:59:03no accurate should marry sister and brother together tsk tsk tsk
10:59:24Paris is in France, you silly goose
11:00:18welp now you have to invade troy :face-blue-smiling:
11:00:51some of the wordings kinda confusing hahaha
11:04:24who told everybody about the heel? :face-red-droopy-eyes:
11:05:01Yeah got ti cover up those javelin guys
11:06:05lol right after those upgrades too xD
11:08:15the island with ithaca on it isnt actually ithaca
11:10:48Kill him then replace the trade with Achilles