1:22:23if possums eat meat then look out for trichinae
1:22:24it ricocheted off the shell and hit himself
1:22:25dont mess with the dillo, or you get the dildo
1:22:37Very American thing to happen
1:22:52:_emberKek::_emberKek::_emberKek:
1:22:56My aunt technically has a pet possum because her cats think it's also a cat.
1:22:57texas man is not bulletproof noooo
1:22:58must've been shooting a .22LR
1:22:59just need to use a higher caliber :_emberKek:
1:23:03Mexican Free-tailed Bat is the 3rd state mammal, apparently
1:23:12Karmic texan armadillos is unbreakable
1:23:12@Pug_Gorilla Fantastic, love it.
1:23:12shot himself in the Phase? :(