1:27:14:face-blue-wide-eyes::face-blue-wide-eyes::face-blue-wide-eyes:
1:27:16parasite in the lettuce that causes diarrhea
1:27:28didnt Japan have a serial pooper issue recently ??
1:27:30Number 15, Taco Bell poop lettuce
1:27:36:_minaPanic:Frostguards need to inspect the harvest
1:27:38Basically a parasite got into the lettuce supply, and it causes stomach problems
1:27:42thats just Taco Bell normally
1:27:42the inevitable outcome of defunding FDA
1:27:45part of it is decreased regulation, part of it is more reporting on recalls they've always been happening
1:27:46There's probably also poop in the lettuce
1:27:48It was a lettuce from a particular company I think.
1:27:54:_minaGiggle::_minaGiggle::_minaGiggle:
1:27:58I zoned out and thought you said "poop letters" and was like "Who is mailing poop to people?"
1:28:00I do not eat lettuce, it is not an issue to me.
1:28:00That's so weirdly specific lol
1:28:01:_minaPanic::_minaPanic::_minaPanic:
1:28:02All food makes you poop if you think about it
1:28:06lack of checks and regulations
1:28:18I know this Town Hall went to the shitter, but you're just taking it too literally Captain