13:20thats a big ass coffee cup
13:22just say it was always there. All of the other versions are fakes
13:23:face-blue-wide-eyes::face-blue-wide-eyes::face-blue-wide-eyes:
13:25Try red wine :wine_glass:
13:27how the fuck did younmanage a coffee stain that large?!
13:30Who doesn't have an extradition policy with this country?
13:31it'll work in a veeeeeery fine grit
13:31Use acetone, I'm sure it'll be fine :_lumiSmug:
13:33Just use an eraser forehead
13:33maybe a nail file, just to test
13:34it would not not do something
13:34Le scream :face_screaming_in_fear::lemon:
13:37turn it into a happy little cloud
13:39that is one big coffee stain you drink with a bucket or something??
13:41yeah gently sand it, dry style
13:43you need to lick it, paint is not soluble to saliva but coffe is.
13:44whats the worst that could happen? :_lumiDerp:
13:44Yeah, just a little, unless it needs more
13:48i wouldn't worry about maybe they won't notice
13:50Yeah, 80 grit should take care of it
13:50Gaslight them into thinking it was always like that.
13:51Do you have insurance?
13:52well for starters, replace it with a replica as a temporary measure while we figure this out...
13:53put it under the sink
13:54Just paint over it and fix it, how hard can it be :_lumiDerp:
13:55yeah make it nice dry and sandy
13:55some sandpaper and elbow grease always works with fine art :artist_palette:
13:56I don't trust your dexterity to do it gently, the way you're swinging that arm
13:58A little sanding as a treat, it will be ok
13:59Do you have a large printer? Print a Copy from an Image off the internet.
13:59Just pretend it’s fine :face-red-heart-shape:
14:00It will be okay! probably
14:01If they ask, just said it looked this way when you got it