1:22:13the toilet flush used to scare me too :_Fear:
1:22:30yeah suffered the falling due to toilet seat unexpectedly up
1:22:40it's like that episode of south park where clyde's mom dies cuz nobody put the seat down
1:22:43blame the dude that left it up
1:23:02i always put the seat and lid down
1:23:09he left the seat up and she fell in the bowl + died cuz if the toilet flushed, her organs would get sucked down too
1:23:11dudes that lift toilet seat up are too scared to sit on it
1:23:21people who flush without the lid down are psychopaths btw
1:23:28MEN: WE HAVE SPLASH DAMAGE BUILT IN OUR KIT PLEASE WIPE THE SEAT
1:23:36wait what you're supposed to flush with the lid down
1:23:53i wipe the seat but i never flush with the lid down
1:24:09I sure dont, im a proud sitter
1:24:10I only stand at public bathrooms
1:24:17they call it a throne for a reason
1:24:21because society conforms us to this way
1:24:22i dont want to take off my pants
1:24:22why would I wanna sit on a toilet seat
1:24:23never the troughs that they have at baseball stadiums though
1:24:24i only stand for urinals. would be a bit weird to sit at one
1:24:26i sit a lot but it's to read
1:24:39it would be pretty hard to flush the urinal if you're trying to poo
1:24:42Oh wow look at all the horses
1:24:43absolutely can sit at a urinal
1:25:03Did you know Hippopotamus means water horse?
1:25:24look at my horse my horse is amazing
1:28:21yeah but I question why they made it taste like blood