13:54*Holds up a plastic badge* I'm very certified
13:55this is a Skooma Sting:_SleepyCool:
13:58What's this 'Coca Cola' potion made out of??/ HMMM?
14:01Oblivion BGM! :face-red-heart-shape:
14:06Can i buy a shirt and maybe get a free liquid in a bottle
14:07im a soveriegn citizen, you dont have jurisdiction
14:14Can I get a Big Mac with a large root beer?
14:15Right, so you don't have a permit
14:16with intent to distribute
14:20AM I BEING DETAINED!?
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14:20do you have a regeneration elixir? A back alley elven surgeon sharpened my ears against my will
14:21no skooma??? what about 3 day blinding potion?
14:25did we find the ONE legal potion seller in the kingdom. disappointing
14:27I'm lost in the woods can you help me find my way?
14:28have to trade in another woods down the lane
14:31can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh
14:38This drug deal is already going south.......
14:53why are you at soup?
14:57I need a potion of fire resistance...no questions asked
14:59Oh is this a brewery as well
15:06can i get a potion that lets me jump high?
15:08What do you mean YOUR KIND
15:10Omg cant believe its happening
15:11what do you mean "your kind"?
15:13What do you mean MY kind?
15:15What do you mean by that?
15:16what do you mean"your kind"
15:17why are you racist, you filthy elf?