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2:23:11Just like America :_MaliceSmug:
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2:23:15i was shocked when i read that you had to pay for the ambulance in the us and other countries lmao
2:23:17the most employed person of 2026 goes to... Malice Evermore!
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2:23:18but health insurance in Japan surely isn't as predatory as others, right? haha
2:23:18guess we're not so different after all
2:23:22just dont get sick :_MaliceThumbsup:
2:23:27I heard that on American roads, when an ambulance is rushing to an emergency situation, people on the roads don't move to let them pass... which is wild to me.
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2:23:42ragebaiting the JPs :_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache:
2:23:53I almost cut my finger off with a hedge trimmer. I just drove myself to the emergency room
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2:23:57just call while you're in the ambulance
2:23:59The problem is who gets priority - if you can walk in, you can wait
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2:24:05listening this makes me so glad to be in australia. jesus christ
2:24:11in the us you can go yourself or they can call an ambulance
2:24:16a non committal emergency? :grinning_squinting_face:
2:24:27what if you walk in, act deranged and say you are dying and need to be admitted to the ER? will that work? haha
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2:25:07I remember one time I couldn't breath we just walked in and brought me to a room
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2:25:17like it's a restaurant LMAOOO
2:25:20Yes, you need an ambulance. The staff don't do just walk-in.
2:25:22Ah yes, let me schedule my emergency :_MaliceMustache::_MaliceMustache:
2:25:25you're lying on the road, can barely get your phone. and no one can carry you to the hospital ER? :grinning_squinting_face: