2:27:04i have seen a restroom that makes you pay for soap
2:27:07i hope you're not FAILING on the toilet
2:27:13Gotta sleep with ads in my dreams
2:27:19in the future you'll work while you sleep! Exciting!!!
2:27:20dlc to unlock the ability to turn off lights
2:27:20I would buy a REM battle pass
2:27:20the only good use for a microchip
2:27:21I need to buy that Battle Pass bro...
2:27:23guess I need that battle pass
2:27:43the Alexa microchip that will promote at every 45 seconds
2:27:44I use my tonsil stones as soap to save money
2:27:57we need to patent these ideas
2:27:57You heard they want to put BBC and legacy media on top recommendations on Youtube? (in the UK)
2:27:58"Who washes their hands?" as she keeps her hands in our faces lol
2:28:03bold of you to assume they're not already thinking of all this shit
2:28:07"We cant make it better, but we can make it worse"
2:28:09They don't pay consultants anymore, they use chatgpt
2:28:10They have the ideas but not the tech... yet
2:28:13:_Surprise::_Surprise::_Surprise:
2:28:18if they ever listened to us things would be very differant
2:28:23silly REM big corpo already has all these things planned, they are just slow rolling them out
2:28:25rem you have to copyright the stream