1:20:03he's real and he smokes crack
1:20:07I've had coworkers do lines of coke right next to me, it's certainly interesting
1:20:08what if i want them to be on crack
1:20:08Boss makes a dollar, I make a penny; that's why coffee is actually Henny
1:20:12we arent kids dont gaslight us about santa lmao
1:20:13underpayed, disgruntled and middle aged?
1:20:16old saint nick clocked a guy for blasphemy, he's pretty cool
1:20:19Leave them snacks and water too
1:20:23dang. santa tried to steal my electric kettle once
1:20:25don't ask why shina claws comes at Christmas lol.
1:20:33north pole elf on the resume
1:20:34:face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling:
1:20:36Chief Elf Engineer :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:
1:20:38When the boss asks for 110%, give like 80% and save the rest. something something B's get degrees
1:20:40I feel like bezos is Santa in this senerio
1:20:43:_shiinaHeart::_shiinaHeart::_shiinaHeart:
1:20:49"Holiday Joy Facilitator (mobile)"
1:21:04Amazon saved my moms birthday
1:21:06Disclamer: I don't smoke crack (I work in Healthcare)
1:21:07Nah ai would scrub that immediately
1:21:07- trained rudolph personally