3:02:03nighty timid!!! HR wishes you the best
3:02:27im just gonna have to start calling alien HR. cant do horror but id smooch HR
3:02:33did you tell hr you were clocking out?
3:02:57Scrap is a currency for item craftable
3:03:01dont worry! hr is always watching so they'll know when you clock out
3:03:24I saw HR putting together a get well package earlier. There was a suspicious amount of hot sauce
3:03:54yeah he likes hot sauce a lot, that and wine. he is a strange man
3:04:34Could it be….that HR is responsible for all the people drinking during their shift?!
3:04:51the way inside cost an arm and a leg
3:05:03no no! they just see him drinking it on his breaks when he clocks out, and they wanna try some too!
3:05:36HR is supposed to be setting an example for our employees. There’s just no excusing this behavior
3:06:14Hey so remember the Three Laws of Robotics?
3:06:15its always at the end of the day! cant an alien have some repreive?
3:06:25Whaaaaaat? The robots are evil???
3:06:37ima report this workplace violence to hr
3:06:49Look, he was becoming hysterical, OK? What else was the robot supposed to do?
3:07:00If his drinking is affecting others here, I can’t look past it. I’m sorry Jaded
3:07:12I don't think hr saving this mess
3:07:47"Dont take away an aliens future just because humans are idiots!!!"
3:08:49hr is taking out the competition to climb the corporate ladder
3:09:08“Sigh….fine, it’ll just be a warning for now. But, you know just how bad things already are here. Drinking, employee violence, structural instability, ghosts, pets. We just can’t afford any more”
3:09:16he is not i swear! this is slander! he loves being the head of HR!!!
3:10:16it will! you have no proof he is causing the dissapearences! he makes cookies every friday!
3:10:27Luckily for us, the judge is a WY shareholder
3:10:40cookies from the remains of employees
3:10:48My god, they have the judge in their pockets?!
3:10:58that's tampering with evidence
3:11:13*sighs* shark, your a great employee, but maybe its time to talk to hr about these rumors...
3:11:16I have shortbread cookies. You want some Roy?