19:15Just claim you're Lia
19:18"The Stand User can be anyone..." The Stand User:
19:19It's Uruka or her 1 female fan
19:19:_urukaKEK::_urukaKEK::_urukaKEK:
19:23Hi, I'm Fujikura Uruka, look at my 5xl Jacket
19:25If there's a 50% chance it's you, that suggests you only have one female viewer?
19:29there's actually a lotta girls with uruka merch
19:30there's at least 3 of them
19:32Be serious, how many people outside have a chance at recognizing Uruka Jacket specifically.
19:3899.9 percent chance if she's wearing a Bear Mask too.. :moai:
19:39So, stealth merch next time
19:40everyone loves the the bag
19:44but.. but.. we cant buy it anymore
19:47:_urukaKEK::_urukaKEK::_urukaKEK::_urukaKEK::_urukaKEK:
19:51It's either Jibril, you, or Lia
19:55just wear it to a con and say you're a fan cosplayer, nobody will ever know
20:02oh snap she recovered
20:04for reference, it takes six of me to fill a 5XL sized jacket
20:08You could order a diametrically opposite color scheme
20:13I mean the chances are low but not zero
20:15if she's average height, it's me, not Uruka
20:16higher than you would think
20:22the solution is simple, just make all the Phaser girls wear Uruka merch!!!!!!:_urukaDerp::_urukaDerp::_urukaDerp::_urukaDerp::_urukaDerp::_urukaDerp::_urukaDerp:
20:26:_urukaKEK::_urukaKEK::_urukaKEK:
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