3:37:53You're basically worm sized :3
3:37:58Ruby colored is the deal breaker.
3:38:01I'm going to be so honest, if you become a worm without your personality or a way to communicate then no. I can't love the husk of you.
3:38:02I would still love you with all my heart even if you are a ruby
3:38:10i would use you are fish bait
3:38:18sorry Scarle, I love another worm *looks at Dragon Zelda*
3:38:20we would sleep together and i would probably squash you
3:38:29I would need you to be violet.
3:38:32Scarle i'll flip that around can you be clean and organized that what i'm look for in a wife
3:38:32we would put you to use composting
3:38:53I'll probably take care of Scarle-worm until it dies but that's it ig
3:38:55Make you a deal. If you don't become a worm I won't feed you to the fishs.
3:39:01pick you up and throw you into the bath
3:39:02:face-orange-frowning::face-green-smiling:
3:39:09i can make chilli, ramen, spaghetti bolognese, pancakes, lobby stew and a full english breakfast
3:39:12You barely leave the house wdym
3:39:14Hug, kiss and ask Do you want a shower, dinner or me?
3:39:15say hi and ask how your day was
3:39:17look up from my game and say "sup"
3:39:26I'd say: Damn, looks like what I cut wasn't the brakes
3:39:36I'm too single for this shit :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
3:39:36Just ask you how your day has been and then gauge my reaction based on what day you had
3:39:55"Would you like Dinner? A Bath? Or... Maybe... A plate of Ferrero Rocher?
3:40:07wait how did no one do the "you picked the wrong house fool" meme ?:_Laugh: