29:03:_emberLaugh::_emberLaugh::_emberLaugh:
29:05:_emberKek::_emberKek::_emberKek:
29:23The only good Doug is Doug Funny and he hasn't been on air in 30 years
29:24my tragic backstory would just be existing:_emberStare:
29:27:_emberOwo::_emberOwo:
29:28:_emberStare::_emberStare::_emberStare:
29:29:_emberStare::_emberStare::_emberStare:
29:31Went to prison for tax evasion
29:32:_emberStare::_emberStare::_emberStare:
29:32happy childhood at least :_emberGGs:
29:32:_emberStare::_emberStare:
29:36"My name isn't Doug, it's DOUGLAS" - nerdiest kid you know
29:41:face-orange-biting-nails:
29:41"abandoned by her restaurant, she just wants a place to be the Emberburgor she was meant to be"
29:42the downward spiral that led to her becoming a vtuber
29:43:_emberPlead::_emberPlead::_emberPlead:
29:45Damn ember. that sounds rough. YOU'RE HIRED
29:49Looks like the Correctional facility achieved everything except correction
29:55happy childhood? they hell is that?
29:59If I imagined you as a father, it prob be the one from yourchonny
30:01:_emberPlead::_emberPlead::_emberPlead:
30:03and then spent time running from the IRS until you could pay them off...
30:05I work with someone named Doug