1:18:11I remember a friend of mine woke up to a stranger standing in front of his bedroom door cuz he was trying to hide from cops.
1:18:22install a different type of lock?, slide or bar lock
1:18:34flock cameras are the latest mass suveilance doohickey that america is doing rn
1:18:35:face-fuchsia-wide-eyes::face-fuchsia-wide-eyes::face-fuchsia-wide-eyes:
1:18:42You search for locksmiths in the yellow pages
1:18:44flock cameras are like little eyes of sauron
1:18:52Just use the Blaster 9000 on the intruders
1:19:04Time to start trapping the door :_SUSRAT:
1:19:19The only way you'll find out is to do it to them first:face_with_tears_of_joy:
1:19:22She can use her non flapping hand to open the door it’s open:shelterin:
1:19:23Have you considered the power of a G U---
1:19:32you still have telephone directories in Portugal, right?
1:19:33What are you doing at my house?
1:19:47:face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling:
1:20:10good thing you woke up at least geez
1:20:13they were saying the ritual prayers
1:20:14:_PANIK::_PANIK::_wheeze::_wheeze:
1:20:18Grab a cast iron kitchen pan :_PARTY:
1:20:21watch Home Alone and put multiple crossbow on the entrance
1:20:21should you get a baseball bat just in case?
1:20:27"Oh shit that's too expensive"
1:20:29a lot of houses in Lisbon because of the sheer amount of airbnb and hostels they straight up have a sign saying hostel is in X floor don't knock on this door :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
1:20:38You don’t have the Bluetooth Hole puncher?
1:20:39I keep a hatchet in my nightstand for this reason
1:20:43If they knew what that spoon has seen, they would fear it