1:26:53no they'll know you're lying
1:27:02just say you would never trust a word from a cop
1:27:10Jury duty is a job to decide someone's fate on people who are not smart enough to get out of jury duty
1:27:15I think you should commit a crime, can't be on jury duty if you are at your own court hearing.
1:27:16:face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling:
1:27:28Does GPT stand for Gay Paige Terner? :thinking_face:
1:27:31you can always pleade that you are prejudiced. not a good look for you tho
1:27:33the one time i got called for jury duty they canceled the case after everyone was already there
1:27:40I recommend deferring it to a Thursday or Friday. most court cases get filled up with jurors at the start of the week.
1:27:53*casually commits a felony to get out of jury duty*
1:28:36theyll plot twist you and make you the defendant
1:28:38maybe jump the judge that way they'll kick you out of court
1:28:53That means you have to talk to more people though.
1:29:278d chess when all you gotta do is say you don't believe shoplifting is theft
1:29:37You spin the baby on the pottery machine and sculp their soft spots
1:29:39most amazing case of jury nullification
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1:29:52you're going to warp their soft baby heads on the pottery thing
1:30:10do what happened to me. case was gonna be about an incident at another branch of teh company I work for. I was compromised from the start
1:30:16this woman was rejected from jury duty for an amazing reason
1:30:16Tell them you're a huge fan of true crime and are gonna make a podcast based on the trial
1:30:59tell them you're a fan of fake crime and you're gonna write fanfic about the case
1:31:06"erm chat should this guy get the death penalty?"
1:31:15nothing about Paige is straight